Alright, all bets are off! I've been spending way too much time with my jumper cables, and I've been having to drive Mr. Creep (the echo I used to drive) around when I don't have time to charge the batter, talk about embarrassing! I considered taking a picture of that for the JPOTM! But I digress... I've had the boy and some mechanics I know look at it and it's been an argument between the batter, connections, the starter, and voodoo. Finally somebody brought a batter tester when the car hadn't been running for hours and the needle pointed to WEAK! Which is pretty weak, so I took it to the place where I bought the batter and sat in the parking lot turning the car on and off to drain the battery and then had them test it. You know what it said?! SUPER WEAK! Well not really, but the tester said it had gone bad, so they gave me a new one for the price of on the house! That was early this afternoon and I've been running errands all afternoon, turning him on and off (giggity) and no hesitation at all! So hopefully this ends the drama of the battery, thanks for all the input!